神秘博士第八季

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本来还想第八季打三星，看完圣诞特别篇后，连着第八季一起忍无可忍都打两星！前面几季打的情怀分这次实在打不下去了！一星扣在克拉拉，一星扣在苍蝇粉，一星扣在脑残编剧魔法特。说到底其实都扣在魔法特。 好不容易盼到S8E11/12苍蝇粉终于死了，居然死得只剩大脑意识了还要恶心博士一把，还要挖苦女朋友最好的朋友，女朋友的感受对他而言还真是一点都不重要。不过，事实证明克拉拉确实也不介意，也不知道她怎么能为她对博士的情谊贴金的。也不知道这样不在意对方感受的所谓爱情和友情，编剧是如何能大肆美化得下去的？话说回来，博士根本就不在意苍蝇粉，对他而言苍蝇粉就是个路人甲，他也不欠苍蝇粉什么，更从来没抢过他女朋友，多少次拯救地球时都不知道顺带拯救了苍蝇粉多少次，不知道苍蝇粉到底不爽博士什么？ 至于苍蝇粉这位女朋友，克拉拉，跟苍蝇粉一样judge博士多少次就不说了（欧美电视里不是最反感人物judge别人吗？），居然还拿Tardis钥匙威胁博士，也不知道她哪里来的自信？她大概是史上最自大的博士同伴了吧？只觉得自己跟她男朋友比什么都重要！恶！看到这里我不得不暂停几分钟在一边先吐一会儿（当然这是修辞，不过确实暂停了好一会儿才缓过劲）。上两次感到恶心分别是S8E06苍蝇粉翻个跟头吸引敌人以及S8E10苍蝇粉拿手电筒晃走老虎从而救了博士和克拉拉，紧接着两次这小两口都一脸得意在博士面前卖弄。他俩怎么不想想第一次要不是苍蝇粉捣乱，博士早就搞定了敌人，要不是博士，苍蝇粉甚至还不知道地球有危险、敌人就近在眼前？第二次也是，要不是博士，连地球都完了。苍蝇粉和克拉拉这两口子还真·不是一家人不进一家门，都以为自己多重要。 编剧也是令人无语，博士活了2000多岁，不知道救过多少次地球、救过多少次宇宙，每次都搞定了问题，现在为了无脑吹捧克拉拉和苍蝇粉，居然愣是让苍蝇粉随便就救博士两次！连认真编个长点的、完整点的、经得起推敲点的桥段的功夫都不肯花，就这么随便忽悠一下观众？把观众当什么了？ 接着，还是在S8E12里，全世界的cyberman都被同化被控制了，唯独苍蝇粉可以不被控制！魔法特又一次让这两口子的爱凌驾于全世界之上，好像全世界其他所有故去之人的感情力量都比不过他俩。哦，对了，还有那个UNIT领导她爹，她爹刚好以万千分之一的几率也没被同化又刚好以万千分之一的几率出现在那架飞机旁救了她女儿！总之一句话，一切设定都可以被践踏，主要人物的爱可以战胜一切，全世界全宇宙的亿万生命啊感情啊亿万年的历史啊未来啊什么的都比不过玛丽苏的爱！ 这还没完，最后，女法师把这支cyberman大军送给博士（就先不多说这一点又毁设定了），博士一句话就可以决定这支大军的命运。眼看着博士又一次可以拯救地球了，没想到，脑残编剧为了再一次把苍蝇粉捧到世界最高峰，愣是让博士不知道出于什么奇葩理由把指挥权交给苍蝇粉，把这个树立自己英雄形象、拯救世界的机会让给苍蝇粉……抱歉，容我又去旁边吐一会儿…… 写到这里顺便吐槽一下S7E13，前面那么多博士辛辛苦苦演了近50年，博士活了那么多岁辛辛苦苦拯救世界那么多次，居然在S7E13被全盘否定，就为了捧克拉拉！就为了显示克拉拉有多重要！ WTF？！ 我深深地有了一种智商被侮辱的感觉。请问魔法特，观众对你而言是玩物吗？你对过去近50年所有为《神秘博士》付出的电视同行就是这么绑架的吗？你对这个英国现代重要的流行文化符号就没有一点尊重与敬畏吗？…… 本以为S8E12忍最后一次了，苍蝇粉死了克拉拉总算要稍微正常一点了吧，没想到在圣诞特别篇里苍蝇粉居然又回来再拉一坨shit，还要煽情一把，在虚幻的梦里都要高大上地拯救克拉拉一把！这设定真是没有最恶心只有更恶心（连模仿《盗梦空间》我都顾不上花更多笔墨吐槽了）！让人永远不知道魔法特的下限在哪里！魔法特，你到底是有多爱这“光明伟大”的两口子？以至于把他俩塑造得如此脑残如此令人厌恶？ 不仅是《神秘博士》了，在我看过的所有电影、电视里，不论是正面人物还是反面人物还是复杂人物，不论是主角还是配角还是打酱油的，我都从来没有像这样厌恶过某（两）个角色！而且这两个角色其实原本应该是出色的正面人物，却被塑造得这么令人反感。甚至，在看第八季之前我已经提前看到许多人吐槽了，早已做好应对一切的心理准备，没想到还是受到暴击。他俩应该可以去角逐史上塑造最失败角色了。 第八季和2014圣诞特别篇，估计令2014年荣登《神秘博士》史上最恶心一年，这一切，都拜编剧（主要也就是魔法特）所赐。前面几季，时不时搞成肥皂剧、撕逼剧我都无视了，各种bug、各种自打脸、各种经不起推敲我也忍了。我安慰自己这剧毕竟时间这么长，参与人员这么多，编剧又不是专业搞科幻搞逻辑的，成剧水平良莠不齐也是正常。但是魔法特，他已经进阶到想怎么编就怎么编了，他可以无视任何规则，将博士的设定践踏得一塌糊涂。到第八季，魔法特功力更是登峰造极，毁完了规则开始毁人物。大概神秘博士累积近50年的经典ip都要毁在魔法特手里，真不知有多少博士粉是仅靠着情怀在支撑了。 以前觉得魔法特只是写不好故事、写不好逻辑性的东西，现在才知道连人物也塑造得烂到史无前例，完全想不通魔法特到底是凭借什么吃编剧这碗饭的？以前编剧《神探夏洛克》的时候，我还不理解这侦探剧明明应该是有原著有逻辑底子的，怎么还各种经不起推敲，现在才知道原来魔法特在神夏只发挥了三成功力！在《神秘博士》，没有原著绑着了，魔法特终于有机会大施拳脚终于有机会肆无忌惮了！魔法特你这么牛你在BBC当什么编剧啊？你怎么不去编新闻啊？以前我真是错怪BBC了，BBC编新闻你都可以当大boss啊！ 这次剩下两颗星都给皮卡叔和那仅有的保持了水平的三集，E05、E08、E09，而这三集“刚好”魔法特有两集没参与编剧，有一集只是第二编剧。不过最可悲皮卡叔从小就是博士粉，到这么大年纪终于自己演博士了，居然摊上了个这么操蛋的魔法特。而第九季克拉拉还在，第十一季魔法特才走人，这还忍得下去吗？最大的希望就是苍蝇粉死透了，千万不要再搞什么死灰复燃什么午夜梦回。另外，在克拉拉剩下的剧集里，希望魔法特令她少作点妖，不要再挑战他自己和观众的底线了。

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看完第九季后来补充几句，下面有第九季剧透。 第九季最后一集毁了全季，原因无他，魔法特让克拉拉作了个大妖，还彻底改造了博士。愣给克拉拉个永生状态，还将了博士一军，博士也为了她彻底抛弃了自己以前无论如何也不会抛弃的准则，视一切正义为无物，关键是这个转变还过渡得十分失败。另外，之前Rory守护Amy两千年我就已经觉得够勉强了，没想到这次竟然搞出个45亿年！45亿年还不可怕，可怕的是最后一集把这45亿年又变成一坨shit！无怪乎现实中魔法特面对《神秘博士》50年也毫无尊重了，时间对他而言就只是个数字。对此我只想说，魔法特，你可以歌颂爱情，也可以歌颂友谊，但你践踏不了时间。45亿年，它也真的只是个数字，它没有留下45亿倍的回味，只留下一地鸡毛。

在reddit回答过一次的问题，我觉得差不多算我对第八季的观感，贴过来记录下

When I read comments defending Clara by calling her an “independent and strong woman with equal importance as the Doctor”, I feel like what these people are defending is theideaof Clara, not her actual execution on screen.

The classic "tell with no show" writing style of Moffat sets the audience up with what Clara should be, can be, and wants to be. However, the actual episode-to-episode plot, dialogue, and dynamic with the Doctor sabotage Moffat's plan and turn the audience against Clara, because we do not find that intended connection or relation by watching the show ourselves.

We are constantly forced by the writers to applaud for her independency or strong character, while all she does is manipulating, abusing, and lying. It's like the writers give Clara a giant label read as "GOOD", then do whatever they want with her because she carries that label with her everywhere and is hence excused from whatever problem she causes.

As a companion, she is supposed to stand for humanity and morality, making the alien Doctor more sympathetic and kind. A character can totally do that while still having her own strong personality. A perfect example is Donna. Donna also disagrees with 10th constantly, but still can be gentle or firm in her own way to persuade and educate him. Clara does not have that likable quality to her, and most of the time her approach of choice is to slap, scold, or yell at the Doctor to get what she wants.

What is more awful is that it works.

The 12th Doctor tolerates her, even indulges her. No matter how problematic, selfish or stubborn Clara is, the Doctor does not clap back. He can be very cruel or indifferent in flashing moments when he faces the fragility of the human kind, but he is always vulnerable and compliant in front of Clara and all of her lies.

I think people also dislike Clara for what she does to the Doctor, or what she fails to offer him. She does not make 12th a better Doctor or a better man. People claim that she is the Doctor's equal. While in fact Clara thinks she is above him. She makes him suffer and it is horrifying to see how much he seems to enjoy the suffering. I feel bad for 12th and Peter Capaldi because they deserve a better companion. They deserve a better friendship. And better writing.

The relationship with Danny Pink is another example of "tell with no show". Clara quickly blurts out "because I love him!!" early in s8, when all we have seen from previous episodes so far are their unpleasant first date and awkward conversations at school. There is absolutely no chemistry between the actors and the dialogue is frustratingly bland. We are supposed to understand how much Clara loves this man who lacks personality and character. We are told to root for them by the writers who throw in a lot of "I love you"s throughout the season without showing how that love grows, flourishes, and matures.

Again, the ideaof Clara finding a new love interest and having a life outside the Tardis is a good story arc, but fails tremendously for the way it is actually carried out.

When you ask why people dislike Clara, they pull out receipts from various episodes in different seasons where her action, decision or exact lines show how annoying or un-enjoyable she is. When people defender her, the reasons are more likely to be "she's independent and strong", "she's a woman", "you don't like her because she's important". -- No, people dislike her because she is actuallynot likable. Not all of us can like a character for who she is supposed to be.

Also, I personally dislike her because I see how much potential she has and how that potential gets wasted, episode by episode, till she is no longer recognizable. I do not hate her. I just feel disappointed with her. And the creator of her as well. Clara reminds me of all the flaws of Moffat's writing during his era. All of his incoherenceand the tendency to come up with a fantastic idea only to drag it for way too long till the sparkle dies.

In a metaphorical sense, the vessel of Clara as a character is beautiful and promising, but there is nothing exciting or intriguing inside.

I dislike her the most when I am actually watching the show. When I'm away from the screen, my memory blurs a bit and I find her less frustrating. Over time, theidea of her has gradually replaced what she is really like in my head. But I re-watched some episodes this week and then saw this thread. I realize that she never grew on me. I simply forgot her flaws because there were too many and thinking about them is very unpleasant.